whatever people say i am, that's what i'm not.

if you’re a s t r o n g f e m a l e you don’t need permission

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sometimesiwishiwereabokononist replied to your link “5 Tips To Fuck Good”

Have you seen this vid? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fwNLxJs9RMY

no but that is super great aha

» 5 Tips To Fuck Good

Light a ring of sexual Fuck-Torches: Light a ring of sexual Fuck-Torches around your mattress to encircle your fuck-chamber with a sensual flame while you fuck like a master. Fuck-Torches are not expensive and they make you fuck good, so just buy so many of them. Then while you are fucking, your sexual lover might say, “I like your Fuck-Torches,” and you can say, “Thank you. They were not expensive.”

Being born a woman is an awful tragedy. Yes, my consuming desire to mingle with road crews, sailors and soldiers, bar room regulars—to be a part of a scene, anonymous, listening, recording—all is spoiled by the fact that I am a girl, a female always in danger of assault and battery. My consuming interest in men and their lives is often misconstrued as a desire to seduce them, or as an invitation to intimacy. Yet, God, I want to talk to everybody I can as deeply as I can. I want to be able to sleep in an open field, to travel west, to walk freely at night.
Sylvia Plath

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neptunain:

honeymoon is an interesting term because an actual moon made of honey would imply space bees which is pretty horrifying

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sometimesiwishiwereabokononist:

forgetaboutsleepandlaydown:

super upset that the dennis system generator is no more but if anyone can think of one for zoe i would be very greatful

I didn’t even know there was such a thing! Guess I’ll just stick to my wad of hundreds and magnum condoms.

Zone in
Offer sex
Extract possessions

i like it, 10/10

sometimesiwishiwereabokononist:

forgetaboutsleepandlaydown:

super upset that the dennis system generator is no more but if anyone can think of one for zoe i would be very greatful

I didn’t even know there was such a thing! Guess I’ll just stick to my wad of hundreds and magnum condoms.

Zone in

Offer sex

Extract possessions

i like it, 10/10

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super upset that the dennis system generator is no more but if anyone can think of one for zoe i would be very greatful

super upset that the dennis system generator is no more but if anyone can think of one for zoe i would be very greatful

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i adore this guy where is he from?

i adore this guy where is he from?

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