whatever people say i am, that's what i'm not.

on the bright side only 4 more working days until i have my own key fob and i no longer have to say “can you let me through? i haven’t had my key fob yet hahahahaha sorry thanks”


interviewing for a job tomorrow that is stressing me out because the job is before work so it means i have to rush to work after which would be okay if parking wasn’t an issue gahh


finsterface:

If they don’t get your 30 Rock references, that’s a dealbreaker, ladies!

(via fuckyeahlizlemon)

(Source: sometimes-alice, via everything30rock)

you could not have been more obvious about asking whether i’m bringing drugs to plymouth than if you had asked “are you bringing drugs to plymouth”


(Source: thebluthcompany, via thebluthcompany)


(Source: bittery, via sofiapants)

hotdogsngiggles:

dasboo:

When this moment comes, I will be ready.

I hope they like Book of Mormon, rolls up sleeve…

hotdogsngiggles:

dasboo:

When this moment comes, I will be ready.

I hope they like Book of Mormon, rolls up sleeve…

(via dayone-greenie)

in such a secure place these past few months that now when i get the generic “oh that girl is so much smarter/prettier/thinner than me” thoughts they are immediately followed by “but i’m /this and that and all these other great things/” and that’s good but if it keeps escalating then my ego may explode and i’ll end up with NPD…


loving one more thing by @picturesoftext (and: yes, if anything just to say she fucked a warlord)

loving one more thing by @picturesoftext (and: yes, if anything just to say she fucked a warlord)


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